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Testy Situations

from Mirror in the Spirit Hotel by Richard Haxton

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I followed my penis today. It took me into some testy situations

I found myself speaking casually in the street with someone
I intensely dislike. The reason for this sick farce being
that our penises had dragged us there to observe these
other people without penises who happened to be
cruising past in their automobile

I found myself in a nuclear war waged by a lot of
other fellows who also happened to be following
their penises at the time. Somehow we were able
to construct and utilize weapons of incredible
devastation. I guess what they say is true
"Two heads are better than one"

I've come to the conclusion that a penis is never
politically correct. Maybe it was even designed and
attached by some malevolent deity
who sits giggling and watching from
afar as many of us scurry about
like tumid ants. Lately this has become
quite disturbing to me. And yet

So if ya happen to be equipped with a penis
And that penis frequently acts as your guide
I have only one suggestion for ya today
Make sure that penis is very highly trained

Then you can follow your penis today
Where ever that penis may lead you
To untold heights you both may climb
They might even erect twin trade towers in your names

Look mom, it's a penis parade.
It's coming right up main street in the good old USA
Come on mom, let's follow them. Aw, mom, what's the matter?
Aaaaaawwww, mom, you always spoil the fun

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from Mirror in the Spirit Hotel, released January 1, 1998
Written and performed by Richard Haxton

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Richard Haxton Los Angeles, California

From the middle of Mississippi, served in Viet Nam in Thailand, lives 5,000 feet from the world's oldest freeway. Searches for transcendence - or something - where science meets the spirit. Never quit fighting the war for the groove!

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