1. |
The Labyrinth
01:27
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2. |
The Economics of Olam
01:08
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A new movie costs about ten bucks
An old movie cost a dime
So for an old movie to be worth as much
You’d have to see it one hundred times
And for a Shakespeare play to be worth as much
You’d have to spend every day of your whole life there
And if you go back as far as the “Epic of Gilgamesh”
There’s a wormhole where you come out a billionaire
You say, “No. It sounds like a scam.”
You must not know the economics of Olam
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3. |
Walking in the Rain
01:21
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I went walking in the rain
And it served no particular purpose at all
Except to generate some images that were way too trite for this song
They were trite, y'all. Extremely trite
I went walking in the rain. He went walking in the rain, y'all
I went walking in the rain. It was such a waste of time
I went walking in the rain. Give us something commercial
Life is more than numbers and dollar signs. Rent is due on Monday
What about the value of the song? We’ll give you ten more seconds
I will not be your sonic prostitute. Take a walk
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Death is necessary but only if you get to live
Your return can go on ad infinitum but only if it’s all you give
You can have anything you want. All you got to do is let it go
And you can fulfill your wildest dreams if you keep your expectations low
Bravery is impossible for the one who has no fear
And you can find out what it’s all about, but you got to wait til you ain’t here
You’re a hedgehog, you’re a fox
You’re a Chinese box
With invisible locks
You’re a paradox
Of all the hens and cocks
In the range of God’s vox
Almost everybody groks
That reality rocks
And God saw what Adam and Eve had wrought
And God was like, dude!
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5. |
Three Picture Deal
01:37
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Ain’t no need to worry ‘bout the seventh seal
Jesus coming back. He got a three picture deal
First we do a comedy a wacky little heist
Something to bring out the lighter side of the Christ
Then maybe a musical some Hollywood fiction
With singing and dancing inspired by the crucifixion
Then a dramatic turn that defies description
Like the story of the Jews as told by Mel Gibson
And if JC tests high and makes the connect
Maybe the studio will let the Son of God direct
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6. |
Jesus and Good PR
00:33
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Jesus was a mighty fine man
Ain’t no doubt in my mind
He gave the world a model
That has stood the test of time
He helped some folks along the way
Always kind and never mean
It’s amazing what one man can do
When God runs their PR machine
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7. |
The Church of G. Boole
01:18
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Everybody needs an architect to help them understand the world
Instead of staring at the train wreck, now you can watch the mysteries unfurl
Now everything is in focus, all of your questions gone
Just so you can understand it all, we put it all in this song
No is zero and one is yes
To be a hero keep it simple so you never will get depressed
To find what’s sleazy, you need a diagnostic tool
Now it’s easy since you can worship in the church of George Boole
One, 0, yes, no
Wrong, right, black, white
On, off, hard, soft
Take, give, die, live,
Humanism, Darwinism,
Genesis creationism providentialism
Novelty creationism, supernaturalism
Anti-selectionism, spiritual religionism
One more time
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8. |
My God Can Whup Your God
01:11
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Team Jesus and Mohamed decide to fight it out
Team Moses says not without me
Team Buddha and Confucius run out on the field
They’re looking for a referee
Team Zoroaster, Black Elk and Bahá'u'lláh
Team shaman, Reverent Moon and Lao Tse
Are all saying they’ve got the toughest god
Now I guess they’re gonna see
My god can whup your god
So the whistle blows and heavens open wide
And the guy with the white beard says
Why go looking for a reason for breaking heads
When you can break some bread instead
So they sweep all their differences under the rug
And then they have a big group hug
And then they all get together to kick Karl Marx’s butt
I guess they’re still working out the bugs
My god can whup your god (or gods)
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9. |
Shootout
00:56
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There’s gonna be a shootout
Between the scientist and the preacher
Down at the ‘We’re All OK Corral’
They’re gonna decide once and for all
What is fair and what is foul
They’re gonna do it right in front of the billboard
Where old Tombstone used to be
So all the citizens can see the light
What is wrong and what is right
And I’m gonna get it all in film
I’m gonna sell it to Spike
Cuz I know that they’d like
Documentation of our final plight
Then I’m gonna ride my film career
Off into the night
There’s gonna be a shootout
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10. |
Mitochondria
01:13
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Mitochondria
They live inside your cells
But are they part of you?
They have their own agenda
Making energy from food
You might call them terrorists, insurgents or worse
But without them you would die immediately
Just like the US economy
With no illegal aliens
They are its
Mitochondria
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11. |
Werner Isn't Sure
01:03
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Hey, baby. You’re lookin’ fine as Schrödinger’s cat this evening
Well, no, baby, you ain’t lookin’ quite that fine
Yeah, baby, you lookin’ that fine
You lookin’ fine, baby, but not quite fine as Schrödinger’s cat
Oh, yeah, baby, you lookin’ that fine
Well, baby, to be perfectly frank, I’d say there’s about a fifty percent chance
That you lookin’ fine as Schrödinger’s cat
Oh yeah, baby, you lookin’ that fine
Well, maybe….
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If you were to rate yourself on a scale of one to ten
One end being ignorance and evil the other end
On one end you’re ruled by science, the other you’re ruled by sin
Where do you think you’d fit in, my friend?
Around the castle of your life do you confidently stride?
Or when you move from room to room do you like to hire a guide?
When you’re dancing with yourself do you follow? Do you lead?
Do you heal cuz you’ve forgotten how to bleed?
Will we live by the words of robots built only to detect
The mathematical contradictions of the politically correct?
Is it about a billion years ago and some genetic flaw?
Is it about what’s right or is it about the law?
Will we learn to live the moment and set our spirits free?
Or will we find out that the moment ain’t what it’s cracked up to be?
Do you believe science can fix us before our moment’s gone?
Or that maybe heaven’s angels can sing us a unifying song?
Halleluiah. We bow our heads in prayer
Halleluiah = mc²
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13. |
John Destry — Sales Monk
01:07
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He travels all over the land
Dressed in a simple robe
He has a simple plan
That came all the way from Job
He has one thing to teach
To some it may sound rash
Your grasp can exceed your reach
If you don’t worry about the cash
To keep a transaction clean
Not covered up with junk
Call John Destry – sales monk
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Some say there’s a hole in the middle of the world
Where the juice flows in and out
Some don’t believe it’s there
To some it’s everywhere
And that’s what it’s all about
A hole
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We are walking through the Great Canyon, the very Canyon where the ancients once walked. All around us we experience the majesty that they experienced all those eons ago. Our faint hope is that we will find buried in this beauty some artifact that will unlock the mystery of the disappearance of that long did culture. Wait! There! In the rocks! A fleeting glint! We walked towards it, our hearts pounding, hoping against all hope. Can this be? Can this really be happening to us? We reached down between the large rocks and find a shiny metallic object. We can barely contain our excitement as we turn it over and examine the glyphs inscribed so long ago by the ancient ones. M...I...L...millennium, or may be 1049. And then we find D..R... the Druids, or a drachma possibly. We hold our breath as we uncover the third and all important group of symbols. G...E...N...U... our simultaneous cries echo off the canyon walls as we realize we've unlocked the mystery! This artifact is indeed genuine! This is the real thing! What we are holding is Miller Genuine Draft.
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16. |
Into the Heart
01:21
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Shit and fuck are our old friends
They’ve been with us all along
One tells us how we come to sing
The other the price of the song
Maybe they’re a little too close
To the animal core of what we really are
Like a telegram from a cavern wall
Like the history of a scar
So the next time somebody says one
If you look past the outer shell
Into the heart of shit and fuck
What a story they will tell
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17. |
Spring in Your Fall
01:34
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Tell me why does your flock of birds, why does your school of fish
Why do your reels on the slot machine turn at the same time?
Is the hand of God? Is it a twist of fate?
Or is it a salable skill that can be yours, but now is mine?
You all know you’re gonna lose, that you’re just living to be dying
So why do so many of you choose to hang in there and keep on trying?
Is it the big reward in the sky? Or is it just one more chance to get laid?
Is it for a bigger piece of the pie? Or is it just to get your mortgage paid?
I can answer your questions soon. I can get you out of your fix
Everybody take your hymnal and turn to page 666
You can have it now
You can have it all
If you just sign on the dotted line
I can put some spring in your fall
You need some spring in your fall
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18. |
Into the Darkness
01:45
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Will you follow me into the darkness?
Where anything could happen
Danger lurks round every corner
With all your fears
I will be your guide into the darkness
And you’ll just have to trust me
I know that’s so hard when you rational mind says, no, no, no
I make no promises
Can you trust?
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19. |
Nothing There
01:19
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I have to live behind the mask
There’re questions that no one should ask
And questions I don’t ask myself
If only for my mental health
I locked myself out in the rain
But that is better than the pain
When I could not pass the exam
That proves I can tell who I am
I know I don’t stop at my skin
But I don’t know where I begin
I know I have done some bad things
And used to feel conscience’s stings
But now all I feel is the wind
From this limbo I’m living in
Once active now I am inert
But better that than feel the hurt
I, like an egg, protect my yoke
With a quick jab or with a joke
But is the problem worse than that
When I take off this coat and hat
And at my essence try to stare
There will be nothing there
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20. |
The Existence of God
00:39
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My all time favorite argument
Is the one about the existence of God
Where one yells out the negative
And the other gives God a screaming nod
The thing I love about this argument
Is no matter how smart the why not or why
There’s only one way to know you won the argument
You have to die
And if you don’t win
You probably won’t care
What anybody said
Cuz you’ll be dead
See you there
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21. |
Comprehensible They Are
01:03
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I wrote so much this song in English to translate in order to tell you
that I am what I make here certain basis thoughts withdraw,
and which most current on-line language the available software uses,
in order these ideas in another language and this language in a third language
and into English to then translate.
Then I compare at the beginning with the final result,
and will prove that not only our technological possibilities far psychological,
mental to ours have exceeded, and easy excitable those the pure and simple ideas
within the range of the report of the basis to be but from everyone
without the barriers of understandable language and culture
comprehensibly they are.
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22. |
A Question of Space
01:35
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The next time you find yourself standing in line
See how much space you need
Are you standing inside your comfort zone?
Where does your comfort turn into greed?
You need a lot in the US. Japan needs a lot less
In prison the world is one foot, an inch to a shot put
Is it something about how big you live?
Is it something about how much you can give?
Is it something about the size your heart?
When you draw your bottom line, where do you start?
Do you start from the edge of your skin?
Or does your line start from deep within?
Does it depend on what you know about you?
Does it depend on who you're standing next to?
Does it depend on whether you're cold or hot?
Does it depend on how much money you got?
If everything's hot you might need a bit more?
But the freezing cold can turn you into a whore
Cuz the sky's the limit when you need to stay warm
The sky's the limit to keep your baby from harm
So the next time your boss gets up in your face
Or your favorite corporation's gonna try to erase
Your good name, your reputation and your credit base
You can't keep up the pace
So you lose your place
You're searching the town
For a trace of God's grace
Maybe it all comes down
To a question of space
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23. |
Happy Matter
01:41
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The universe is mostly dark matter. That is what the scientists say
Cuz when they tried to shine a light on it, dark matter just slipped away
They tried to creep (Ab) up on it while it was sleeping, but dark matter was way too fast
They could solve the problem if they just changed the name, then we’d see dark matter at last
Tell me - How would you feel if you were real and in the majority
And the minority said everything about you was dark cuz they were too blind to see?
Sure you’d keep a low profile. You’d avoid them suckers like the plague
If they want dark matter to reveal itself they oughta call a meeting in The Hague
If they’d reframe and change the name
They’d make it proud to shout out loud
I’m happy matter
Step into my light
I’m happy matter
Got a little respect and now my future’s bright
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24. |
Your Inner Predator
01:00
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I am your inner predator
You pay me to enter your being and track down all them foolish fantasies that have kept you from doing what you know it is your place on this earth to do. And although there may be some discomfort when I enter your being, upon evacuation you will discover a whole new level of access to your innermost core. I do not come cheap, but then we inner predators feel that whole and complete personhood is worth almost any price.
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25. |
Hot Sauce
00:53
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There’s a place in the sun
For each and every one
Why don’t you get out of the shade
And get in step with the parade
You can stay out all day long
Wearing nothing but a thong
Don’t worry nothing’s wrong
Just cuz the ozone layer’s gone
It’s more UV’s for you and me
Erase God’s graffiti from your mind
More UV’s for you and me
We make our burgers by intelligent design
Go get the hot sauce
Cuz now you’re mine
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26. |
Muse Is Coming Through
00:41
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Muse is coming through
Got to get our of the way
Now is time to go
Gotta go gotta go gotta go gotta get out of the way
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27. |
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I feel an enormous turd
Taking shape in the very inner recesses of my bowels
And when I produce this masterpiece
It will be the culmination of days and nights of stress and strife
It may well be the best one of my life
But only time will tell if it sells
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28. |
The Undiscovered Country
01:28
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I can hear them outside the walls
They say they want their fair share
But there’s not enough to go around
You don’t know my name, you never saw my face, you never heard my song
But I have see seen the rain, I lived here in this place, all trace of me is gone
When the prophet died, and all the people had to flee
Standing right by his side, that was me
Then retribution came and there was darkness on the land
I was in the crowd, when the people took their stand
Can’t you hear the voices?
Crying out in pain
From the undiscovered country
History left us out in the pouring rain
We have nowhere else to go
No more compromise
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He leaves his home where there’s no tomorrow
A little bit afraid of just what he’ll find
He’s alone on the trail of sorrow
Leaving all he knows behind
So he moves to the place where no soul goes slowly
Except for the moment when it’s too late
It’s a place so secure and holy
It’s the middle of the interstate
He stretches out and collects his thoughts
On the banks of the river of rubber and steel
He’s safe from the other side’s madness
Protected by the angels at the wheel
He has a plan. He’s gonna tell everybody
And he knows in his heart that he can make them see
That everyone can love one another
In the land of possibility
He’ll let ‘em know that anybody’s welcome
But when you try to cross you tempt the hand of fate
Only the brave and the true are gonna make it
In the cult of the interstate
And in his carbon monoxide dreams he see himself as an old oak tree
In the beautiful glow of the low flying beams when the children gather round his knee
He just hopes it’s not too late
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30. |
The Chinese Jefferson
01:34
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Let me tell you the story
Of the Chinese Jefferson
When he was young he would worry
That the people’s will would be done
Never a thought for himself
The people rule, nobody else
When everything is said and done
The people will say we did this one
And that’s just part of the story
Of the Chinese Jefferson
He wrote it all on a paper
Out in the desert all by himself
Never thinking his labor
Would be seen by someone else
Through all our hopes and all our fears
He’s carried us 2500 years
And in his words he let me see
What it would feel like to be me
And find out just for a moment
What it would feel like to be free
They’ll drive you nuts
Those ten thousand things
Don’t worry so much
What tomorrow brings
Just sing the song of birth and death
The melody’s in every breath
So have a big one and on your way
Live every moment of every day
Swim the river of time until you’re done
Not holding on to what’s lost or won
And you’ll be living the story
Of the Chinese Jefferson
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31. |
Worms
00:48
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OK, so we’re slimy and cold to the touch
Got a bad reputation no matter how much
We try to help. You can’t see us toil
All day long down deep in the soil
We can take one of your run of the mill watermelon rinds
And break it down in an hour’s time
Make the richest dirt that you’ve ever seen
Next year it’ll help you grow anything green
Two four seven three six five a year
Crap coming in the front. Gold going out the rear
And we’re giving it to you totally free
Never did ask for one rupee
What do we get? Disgusted looks
Or we wind up on one of your fishing hooks
We eat and shit our way through our lives
Garbage to you is to us delect
We eat and shit our way through our lives
All we’re asking is a little respect
We eat and shit our way through our lives
We’re gonna say it. Gonna say it loud
We eat and shit our way through our lives
Gonna say it clear. Gonna say it proud
We’re worms
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32. |
Linkage
01:20
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The insertion
The turning of the key
The sudden surge of energy deep within the heart cells
The slow thrust of the piston
The probing friction all along cylinder walls
Lubricated by the fruit of mother earth
The fluid moving through tube and valve
The stir of awakening union
The spark
Bursting into flame
Propelling the parts in out in out in the crankcase life cycle
Organization
Production
Source of power and light
Promises fulfilled
Ecstasy exchanged
Linkage
And finally
The sweet lingering afterglow
Of carbon monoxide dreams
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33. |
News Flash
00:59
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At dawn a flock of crows wakes and begins to stir. They rally themselves into a frenzy of call and response. Suddenly they rise as one from their perch and fly away to the rising sun. As they cross the oldest freeway in the world, it’s just beginning to fill up with cars. As the pink glow bleeds from the eastern sky, the moon sets in the west and the gentle breeze begins to blow
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34. |
Ant Hill-a-Ree
00:55
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We are single cells in the organism called mankind
Each one a tiny synapse firing in the communal human mind
And if things get bad enough maybe it can see
That we little ants are the foundation
We’re out here working on the ant hill
Oh, help protect us
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Richard Haxton Los Angeles, California
From the middle of Mississippi, served in Viet Nam in Thailand, lives 5,000 feet from the world's oldest freeway. Searches for transcendence - or something - where science meets the spirit. Never quit fighting the war for the groove!
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